Friday, September 17, 2010

Microwave Massacre

Now let me start off by telling you folks that this film is dubbed the worst horror film of all time. I kindly have to disagree although it is bad it is so in a good way,but far from the worse horror film ever.

The film starts off right off the bat with big 80's style titties (pre silicone explosion)
in the opening credits and let me say they are quite a nice set.
but that is just my sexually depraved mind starting off with a titty mention.
anywho,the film centers around the life of everyman Donald.A mid-aged construction worker who bares a bit of a resemblance to Rodney Dangerfield,who is fed up with his wives cooking,she insist on preparing "gourmet" microwaved dinners when all he wants is a damn bologne sandwich.finally poor don snaps and kills hiw wife overwhelmed with what he should do with his dead wife he sees a true crime show on the tube talking about the perfect crime and how the only sure fire way to get away with any crime is to eat the evidence.he finds out that human ain't that bad of a meal compared to his deceased wife's cooking so the hillarity begins.don starts hunting down the town hookers and the meals keep a comin'.finally his pacemaker gives out due to the radiation emmited by the microwave used to prepare his meats and that is the long short of it.
Not much gore in this film I was expecting alot more but there is plenty of hot 80's tits and bad jokes to keep you entertained .this is not the greatest of films but it is far from the worst film ever made like it was headlined as so I suggest a viewing if you enjoy some good cheese.
Microwave Massacre
2 out of 5 stars

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