I send my deepest and sincerest apologies to those out there that do or did actually check my little page out. It has been months since I got back here and reviewed anything and I plan to change this. Due to some serious computer issues I had been neglecting this place and not taking anytime to review anything as of late. Mainly because it has become a chore to get screen shots for the site thanks to my new computer automatically updating all my media software. I feel that this is just a lazy excuse and I should be putting far more effort into this site since I do in fact love providing a small shining light on some of the worlds weirdest and cheesiest cinema I can find. With that said I will be back up and running this month and will be providing at least one new review each week from here on out. Starting tonight with something festive for the Thanksgiving Holiday. I again am truly sorry for the huge gap in activity and hope that all my faithful readers can accept this apology P.S. this is the place to post any requests you guys out there may have if you would like to see something reviewed or if you would like to punish me for my negligence through cinema.
Thank you all,
Nathaniel (Dick Swift) Guest
Monday, September 17, 2012
Bloody Murder (2000)
Dir: Ralph E. Portillo
IMDB Rating: 2.9 out of 10
the typical old man warning one of the women counselors that "Nelson has come back for revenge." As the teens get acquainted with one another they discuss the history of the camp ground and the legend of the Hockey mas clad Trevor Moorehouse. There is some rivalry right off the bat between to old track competitors and lame pranks are pulled on each other during a Moorehouse influenced game entitled "Bloody Murder" where one of the rivals is ambushed by his nemesis dawning the hockey mask. After the initial prank our main girl Julie's Boyfriend Jason goes missing after the prank, putting some suspicion on his rival. Tension between the campers further heats up when Jason gets caught hooking up with Dean's Girlfriend Whitney causing Dean to get creepy and aggressive. Finally after about an hour of build up we get our first kill when Whitney leaves the campers during movie night to grab snacks and she is stabbed to death by the "Jason Vorhees" knock off while off screen.
Overall:1.5 out of 10
Sunday, September 16, 2012
Sorry everyone that was following my little site here as I have been completely neglecting this place for what seems like forever. Several complications have come and gone , I will spare you the details, But I am getting back to the site now and will try my hardest to keep on a decent active schedule. Sadly I had lost my PC and upon replacing it I lost my older media player which makes it harder to gather screens for the reviews, this will slow things down a bit but I will surely get back to providing you all with a look at the odd and often shitty films I watch on a daily basis. Thank you all for understanding and will try my best to make it up tot you.... Here is a few nudie pics to please the eyes of those who have missed this little corner of the net. (Like you couldn't find them anywhere else)
Sincerely , Nathaniel (Dick Swift) Guest
Sincerely , Nathaniel (Dick Swift) Guest
Saturday, June 30, 2012
IMDB Rating: 4.8 out of 10
One year has passed since the murders at Camp Rolling Hills and the property has been re-branded as a social experiment camp and given a new name of Camp New horizons.Where now we can fit every type of stereotype into one film as opposed to just the suburban brand and rich kids. The film opens with a trashy looking young woman named Mary as she is preparing for her summer camp experience, Sadly for her Angela has other plans and wishes to revisit her old stomping grounds, So Angela throws her in a dumpster and with a wig magically becomes Mary....As Angela arrives at the camp she quickly gets to work as a snotty reporter is presenting a story for the news about the camp's unique new experiment as kids from all walks of life are brought to the place to learn about their differences and become more accepting of one another. After the news anchor reports she is looking to score some coke , which Angela is more than happy to provide. However the Coke is bunk and she dies of course. Then we meet the group of kids, which as I said are running the gambit of horror film stereotypes as we of course The traditional jock,Nerd,Slut,Snob and now we get the latin heart throb thug, The Asian rebel girl and The black kid equipt with boombox and that damned rap music.....
Overall: 4.5 out of 10