Dir:John Robins (Benny Hill/Charles in Charge)
Hot Resort is obviously just from the title alone one of those kinds of films. A group of stereotypical 80's characters head to The St. Kite resort for a summer gig working and of course looking to score. Here we meet the gang which consists of Marty the leader of the pack and ladies man, Chuck the requisite fat guy , Kenny the nerd and Brad the Playboy sidekick played by none other than Bronson Pinchot (Perfect Strangers). Upon arrival at the resort we find that the management has hired Mr.Martin a rough and tough ex marine to whip the boys into shape and keep them disciplined. Of course this puts a damper on the gangs wishes to hunt for some action while on their vacation of sorts. Shortly after the gang gets settled in a snobbish college rowing team arrives to apparently tape a soup commercial and of course they represent the opposition to the city wise gang working at the resort. All is still looking good as he two gangs have a few run in's but nothing unexpected and the usual wacky antics ensue. Until a rich girl Liza arrives and immediately Marty falls head over heels for her. The gang thinks she is out of Marty's league but he is set on winning her over.
The following day the commercial shooting begins and one of the yuppies hints that he may have hooked up with Liz while Marty was gone.This of course causes some awkwardness but it is short lived as she believes that he has not done anything without much debate and Marty never even mentions the statements made by the yuppie which kind of makes allot of that whole chunk of the film pointless. The shooting goes on and of course the gang wins the race even though they were supposed to lose. The film at this point kind of comes to an abrupt end as Marty breaks the fourth wall and tells the viewer what happened from then on, and of course everyone gets their happy ending except for the row team and the soup company could not get a good ad out of the trip because the soup sucked. We then get a short breakdown of what happened to some but not all of the characters and the biggest joke was that the angry ex marine apparently was gay and came out of the closet after becoming friends with the gang while this is never even hinted at before so it comes out of nowhere for a cheap laugh. Marty of course gets with Liz and everyone is happy in one huge cop out of an ending , even for this genre of movie which is saying allot.
Nudity:6 (Melanie's Breasts could have made this a classic if she got more screen time)
Overall:5 out of 10