Big Tits Zombie

Big Tits Zombie A.K.A. Big Tits Dragon, Zombies v.s. Stripper 5 (2010)

So once again Japan comes through with another off the  wall insane film that doesn't take it's self to serious and is just thoroughly fun too watch. Based on a popular Manga title this little gem follows a group of strippers as a zombie apocalypse begins . the film opens with our heroine Leena fighting off a horde of the undead , as she hacks away at the lifeless living with a chainsaw in brutal yet horrible cgi fashion.

After she tears through a few zombies we get flashed back to a few days prior where Leena wakes up in a homeless mans box after a wild night of partying in Mexico  to be woken up by a phone call requesting she return to Japan to work at a struggling strip joint.Upon arrival the club is closed down and after meeting her group of co workers the girls are transferred to a day spa where there services will be used.At this point we get treated to an introduction of these lovely ladies and honestly Asian women have never been my cup of tea but a few of these girls are truly gorgeous. especially the girl in the role of Darna and Leena the main character who is apparently played by a well known porn star from Japan. Anyway back to the pack of beauties, There is Nene the elder stripper who is a mother figure to the group, Maria The Goth girl, Ginko The street tough tomboy, Leena our main girl and another girl who is never named and kind of just disappears shortly into the film without explanation.

On the first shift at the spa the girls are quickly cut off by the displeased patrons who are looking for more entertainment and a small man called Mr. President demands that the girls Sumo wrestle for cash with the loser having sushi eaten off of her naked body. So Ginko and Leena face off in the challenge.

After a rough first night on the job, the girls find a hidden doorway in their dressing room which leads the girls to a secret room of the ex owners which is filled with several odd items including a Well of spirits and a bookcase filled with occult literature including the Book of the dead or necronomicon, Which Maria immediately grabs and begins reading from.Later two of the girls prepare some food and the fish come alive while Darna sneaks off to the hidden room to retrieve a box of cash she had found . while inside the room she is attacked by zombies apparently risen by Maria reading a passage from the Book of the Dead, and she is torn to shreds by the pack.

While Darna is off being eaten alive the girls are called to the stage only to find that all of the patrons are zombies, So Ginko and Leena fight them off as the rest make their way to safety . During the rampage Nene is bitten before the three survivors make their way to a van to escape.

The girls quickly notice there is nowhere to run and in order to get help for Nene they return to the old club to get help but it's too late as Nene turns to a zombie with a fire breathing vagina......yeah that happened.

After coming upon the knowledge that they must close the well of spirits back at the spa's hidden room Leena and Ginko head back to find Maria and the Book and close the well. When they arrive Maria is waiting and has learned to control the zombies as her own army of the undead.

After a battle with the zombies, fighting them off with sword and chainsaw , Leena runs into the corpse of Darna which now has turned into a octopus like creature in what is some of the worst effects ever where you can see strings hoisting a model of her head to make it float. the effects are truly awful in this scene but it kinda adds to the charm of the movie making it just the more slapstick in the process.

After making short work of the creature, we return to the opening scene where the final battle ensues. As Leena and a injured Ginko fight off the large number of undead soldiers and hunt down Maria. Finally after a topless blood shower for both girls they find Maria and then the movie gets even stranger as a Blue demon appears from the well and just makes the zombies disappear. now in order not to spoil  the ending I will leave it at that. Just know that this film is filled with slapstick punchlines lots of topless shots and a ton of horrible cgi blood and gore and It is truly awesome! This film much like many Japanese horror films is way over the top in all aspects from the story to the characters to the gore and fight scenes, but this one is not nearly as dark as most and you can tell the film makers were just out to have fun and make a hilarious film, and they accomplished just that. this films is about as close to a throwback to the days of The Toxic Avenger and Troma's heyday as you can get so if you enjoy those types of films you will really get a kick out of this one. This would be a great addition to a movie night with Tokyo Gore Police and Vampire Girl v.s. frankenstein Girl although  this one is not nearly as well made and not as graphic or dark it fits perfctly with the theme. I cant stress enough how much of a fan of this extreme film genre I have become because each time I watch one of these films I feel like a kid again watching something so strange I cannot do anything but love it.Is this film gonna win any awards ,nope ..But it is fun too watch and that is all I really ask of a film. Truly a guys film filled to the brim with hot girls, nice boobs , gore  and Kung fu. A winning combination if there ever was one.

Story:6
Gore:7
Nudity:8
Characters:6
 Final verdict 7 out of 10

Sweet Tits!!!!!!! Made in Japan