Monday, January 3, 2011
Nude Nuns with Big Guns
Dir:Joseph Guzman (Run Bitch Run/Chingaso the Clown)
In the tradition of Rape/Revenge exploitation films such as Ms. 45 and to a lesser degree I spit on your grave comes this fresh take on the genre. Although this film could also be looked at as a Nunsploitation film as well given the Nuns obviously and strong Catholic imagery throughout the film.
The Catholic Church is working along side a local Motorcycle gang Los Muertos in doing drug exchanges, Using the church as a front for the operation and keeping The Nuns inside drugged in order to use them as slaves and mules for their cause. the film opens with a bus load of Nuns and Father Bernardo as they meet The Muertos in the dessert for a transaction, everything seems to be going according to plan until The gang leader Chavo finds one of the cases is short. At this point Chavo interrogates the Nuns inside the bus , After killing one to send a message One of the Nuns tries to make an escape with the Cocaine and she is quickly offed as well. After the problem is disposed of Father Bernardo offer Chavo the last remaining Nun to take for his own to use however he feels as a token of appreciation for all his troubles.
Meanwhile Chavo and his boys go to Mother Magda's church to find info on the Killings and after a rape interrogation of a elderly Nun , they are notified that the Vigilante is in fact a Nun.with this bit of info narrowing down the search , Chavo finds there is a Nun working at one of his clubs, but this leads nowhere as it is a drugged Angelina. Eventually the gang learns of the Nun at Butch's place and they make their way to the hotel.
While Sarah is there the Muertos are told to speed up the process and gather the troops as they are alerted to the mysterious Nun taking refuge in the Hotel. The hotel owner Butch tries to help by taking Sarah captive but her lesbian tendencies get the best of her as Sarah seduces Butch and eventually puts a bullet in her brain as well.
Back at the club Chavo has decided to try and rape some info out of Angelina as to who exactly this vigilante Nun is before Sarah appears with guns blazing, In a pretty epic shootout scene in which Sarah kills everyone in sight on her way to Chavo.
Well it is.......
Gore:7 ( most is shown so fast it is hard to catch, but done well for the most part)
Nudity:10 ( almost always a pair of breasts somewhere in the frame)
Characters:6 (the bad guys are real scumbags but, some come off as cheesy)
Story:6 (with the exception of the Catholic church involvement , not much new for the genre)
Overall: 7 out of 10