Thursday, January 13, 2011

Nightmare Sisters

Nightmare Sisters (1987)
Dir:David Decoteau (Dreamaniac/ Sorrority Babes in the SlimeBall Bowl-O-Rama/Beach Bages From Beyond)
Starring: Linnea Quigley (Return of the Living Dead/Night of the Demons/Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers/Slime Ball Bowl-O-Rama) Michelle Bauer (Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers/Bikini Drive-in/Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama) Brinke Stevens (Slumber Party Massacre/Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama/Slave girls From Beyond) Richard Gabai ( Assault of the Party Nerds)

The opening scene Shows a woman visiting a Psychic looking for her husband who had gone missing after a business trip where he was spotted with a strange woman, After their encounter the Hotel staff only found a pile of ashes and his belongings. While The psychic taps in to the spirits he finds that her husband had been eaten by a Succubus, Before the Psychic is killed by a demon out of his crystal ball.
After that we meet a group of homely sorority girls Melody, Mickey, and Marci as Marci brings home a box of junk from a flea market. In the box they find a crystal ball which worries Mickey. Later the girls decide to invite some guys over from a nearby fraternity since they have the house to themselves. The Frat pledges are told they are not allowed to go to the party or they will be kicked out of the frat, But the guys sneak out in hopes of getting some action.
 The party quickly gets lame and as boredom sets in , Marci decides this is the perfect time to break out her new Crystal ball to perform a ceremony. Mickey thinks this is a bad idea but the gang decides to give it a shot to get the party started.

during the ceremony the face of the psychic from earlier appears and turns the girls into sex crazed beauties. Immediately the girls start seducing the nerds and while the girls prance around nude , The frat jocks arrive on the scene and get jealous . They start plotting on a way to get in the house and take the ladies from their pledges while the girls take a bubble bath together. Kevin tells his friends that he feels something is wrong and not to give into the girls advances as he thinks they may have been possessed by demons or the like.
And now for shots from the extremely long but truly sexy bathtub three way. This scene is long but really manages to keep your eyes glued to the screen as it feature three of the hottest scream queens of the era.
After the Bath, the girls split the guys between them and all go separate ways.While Mickey takes Freddy to her room and starts a Tarzan role play, Duane is taken out to the backyard with Marci for some hide and seek and Kevin is left in the living room with Melody as she performs a rock song. At this time the Jocks manage to snatch up the nerds and take the girls for themselves.
One of the Jocks is seduced by Mickey who then bites his penis which causes him to disintegrate into ashes and the same happens to another as he shows up to hook up with melody. Meanwhile The leader of the jocks tells the pledges that they will be punished after the night is over and he then heads into the house to be taken into a bedroom by all three of the vixens. Things don't go exactly as planned for him though as the girls break out the whips and chains and begin beating him before giving him the B.J. of death as well.
The nerds break free just in time to catch Phil getting devoured by the three sexpots and they decide to call in a exorcist.Upon arrival he declares that the girls have been possessed by the spirit of a succubus and they must exorcise the demon and take it out in it's supernatural form. The gang comes up with a plan to trap the girls and the exorcism begins. Once the demon is set free they find that the only way to destroy it is to break the crystal ball as it is the demons source of power and link to the mortal world. The ceremony goes down fairly  easy and the girls are back to normal yet keep their Hot new figures intact and everyone lives happily ever after.
The Story and acting in this movie are god awful but honestly this movie is obviously only an excuse to have the three hottest scream queens on the same screen naked at the same time. The director of this film specialized in the late 80's early 90's cheesecake films and that is exactly what this one is. the only other film that features all three of these girls together was Sorority girls in the slimeball bowl-o-rama which was also by the same director so at least he knew how to garner the attention of horror fans and provide them with the T&A all of them really was after. Michelle Bauer and Linnea Quigley have been in several other films together but this one managed to up the ante by adding the popular Brinke Stevens to the mix. I gotta say I loved this film because anytime I get to see Michelle Bauer naked throughout a whole movie I am happy, To me  she was and is the hottest scream queen in history.This films is the ultimate Skinemax style film only rivaled by Bikini Carwash company in my opinion but that one did not feature this cast of beauties . DO not go into this film expecting anything more than gratuitous nudity or looking for a legitimate horror film. As I stated before this entire film was one expensive excuse to film a extended scene of these three beauties in a bath soaping each other up for several minutes of an 80 plus minute film and really, It was worth it.

Nudity:10 ( Worth the time just for the Bath scene alone but there is plenty of lovely scenery throughout the entire film)
Story:4 (Really? was there one?)
Characters:5 ( I did like the performances by the girls as nerds before the transition, they each still managed to be cute even when made to look otherwise)
Overall: 5.5 out of 10 ( If the film had any story arcs or twists or any gore I would rate this much higher But it is worth it if you like 80's nudity or sex comedies)

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