Tuesday, March 22, 2011
Okay, So ever so often a movie comes along that makes you ask what the fuck were these people thinking? So the film opens up with some chairs randomly sitting on a dirt road as a car comes around the bend slowly hitting each one and a Sheriff climbs out of the trunk to provide an opening narrative.The dialog explains how so many things in film happen for o reason and how this entire film is an homage to those moments,okay. After the sheriff climbs back into the trunk and drives off we see a group of people randomly standing in this dirt road and are provided binoculars for a "Show" by a strange usher I guess? the crowd stares off into the open land acting as if they are watching a film in the distance, and we then see a tire digging itself out of the dirt road and begins to roll itself down the road after falling a few times.
Gore:7 ( Lots of head exploding goodness that would make scanners proud)
Nudity:2 ( just one nude scene and not much to be seen although the lead actress is cute)
Story:6 ( I wasn't even sure what to rate this one since nothing makes sense but I guess thats how it was meant to be)
Characters:5 ( With a tire as a lead can;t rate this one too high although the Sheriff was hilarious)
Overall: 6 out of 10