Friday, May 13, 2011
Dir: Emmanuel Keruya
The film focuses on the Remington Family as they all prepare to return to their families mansion to celebrate the sisters Elizabeth and Victoria as they turn the ripe old age of 92. The entire family consist of dirt bags of all walks of life all racing to get their inheritance. We get brief introductions to the cast as they make their way to the house, and unfortunately it was kinda hard for me to follow who is exactly who in the family but their is a young spoiled man Roger who is a slimy pervert, A corrupt priest Father Percival, Erika and her secret lesbian lover, Bertha who is the black sheep, A fat guy and his trophy wife and another fat guy John and his trophy wife Helen and their two children and Harvey a weapons dealer. So with that out of the way the family arrives and they prepare for dinner as the house workers are hard at task preparing the dishes for the feast. While the family sits down to play nice for the elderly sisters at the dinner table a mysterious woman arrives at the gates. Alice one of the help goes to greet the strange woman who then gives Alice a small box to present to the sisters for their birthday. As the family sits and watches the sisters open their gifts they finally come to the mystery box which seems to have been sent from a disowned brother whom ran a satanic cult. Once the box is opened it seems to leak some smoke that possesses the two celebrating sisters and they instantly begin to transform which leads to one of the old ladies eating Erika right at the dinner table in front of everyone.
Roger and Erika's lesbian lover who bares a striking resemblance to Alexis Texas decide to make a run for it as they have already had an affair within minutes of arriving at the house and they make it to a car where one of the Grannies catches up with them. Killing Roger and forcing the woman to sing happy birthday before releasing her and then running her down with the car.While back in the house some of the family tries to get the priest to perform a exorcism, But he is too cowardly to do so.
Helen quickly realizes that her daughter Susie is still out in the house since she was in the restroom while the attack happened so she goes out looking for her child. She finds the child in the arms of one of the grannies when Helen's son then appears to be possessed and bites his mother fingers off. Eventually Helen's husband and the rest of the family go looking for escape routes and are all caught by the crazed grannies.Until finally Bertha finds that the box must be destroyed in order to save themselves from the demons taking over the house. I really cannot go into further detail with this film as not much happens ,just running, someone caught, more running and whining and repeat. there is a few funny bits of dialog thrown about but not enough to save this films from being complete trash.
Overall:4.5 out of 10