As a young boy I fondly remember one life altering trip to the local video rental shop with my mother when she recommended a film for me to watch. It was a film she liked as a young woman and on any other occasion, being a child I would normally snobbishly shun the selection just on the basis that my mother suggested it. However this fateful day I decided to trust my mothers taste and the fact she said "There's allot of Boobs in it." I joyfully grabbed the film from the rack and anxiously awaited our return home so i could pop this piece of cinema history in my VCR. The film was "The Kentucky Fried Movie" and still to this day I love the film. It was funny and it did indeed have Boobs in it , But there was one scene in particular that really stood out to me and I always looked back on it fondly. A short scene of a fake movie trailer for a film called "Catholic High School Girls In Trouble" in this short spoof of the exploitation cinema so popular during the time the film came out, There was a shower scene featuring this truly beautiful woman , who didn't really look like the Hollywood standard I was used to in the day.
Years passed and I still looked back to that scene with wonder of who that woman was. About a decade past and the internet was brought into my life and what a wonderful thing it was , as I was able to find out just exactly who this mystery woman of many a dreams was. Turns out the woman was quite popular during her day and she had done several films. From there on I was hooked and I had a mission, The mission was to find as much of this Woman I could find. To this day I still get excited when I see her grace the screen and I am always overjoyed when I come across another film featuring this Beauty, The Woman I fawned over for years is the notorious "Queen of the Loops" None other than Uschi Digard.
Uschi Digard was born August 15th 1948 in the small Swedish village of Saltsju Duvnas. Raised in Scandanavia Uschi was a brainy young girl who had a lust for literary works. At the young age of 6 she began teaching herself English and a few other languages in order to read books in their native language and by 7 years old she had apparently read every book in her small village library. As her brain developed early , Uschi also began developing elsewhere at a tender age. She states that she began growing her legendary bust at 11 and by 15 she was an astounding 40 DD. In 1966 Uschi moved to the states to become a English Translator for the Jewelry Trade and shortly there after began posing nude in men's magazines and getting work in short soft core adult films, Due to her now 44 DDD natural breasts she quickly garnered attention of men across the globe and more importantly she grabbed the eyes of several film makers in Hollywood. She got a few small roles in films such as "The Kill" (68') a soft core film entitled "Uschi" (69') and "The Scavenger's" (69'). Uschi had a huge year for film roles and magazine layouts through 1969 and in 1970 she got her big break after being in The "Pimp Primer" and "I Want You" Uschi was discovered by infamous Hollywood director and king of the big bust films Russ Meyer. Meyer's put her in his film "Cherry,Harry and Raquel". Her popularity continued to grow and she began getting roles in many exploitation films like "Toy Box" , "Below The Belt" , "The Dicktator" , "The Black Gestapo". As well as other Russ Meyer films "Supervixens" "Beyond the Valley of the Ultra Vixens".
Uschi became somewhat of the go to girl for the busty eye candy. Even getting several different roles in series films like the Ilsa series "Ilsa She Wolf of the S.S." and "Ilsa Harem Keeper of the Oil Shieks" playing different characters in each film as well as the "Fantasm" and "If you don't stop it you'll go Blind" Series. Although Uschi was solely cast for her body she was no slouch in the brains department as she fluently spoke 8 languages (German,Italian,Spanish,Danish,Norwegian,French and English). She even helped produce a few films "Beneath The Valley of the Ultra Vixens" ,A personal favorite of mine "Up!" and "Can't I Do It Til' I need Glasses?". As the late 70's rolled on she continued to get cast in cheesecake films and Exploitation cinema until she decided to focus more on the sex aspect and went on to do several Hardcore Porn films and Loops. Even doing a scene alongside fellow busty queen of the day Candy Samples with the Iconic John Holmes. Uschi is also one of the few women during that time to do a interracial scene on film in "Candy Samples Big Black Master" . Throughout Uschi's career she did several porn films all the way through into the late 80's well into her 40's.
It appears she was a very liberated individual being that she was indeed a smart woman she just seemed to be a very sexual person and it showed in every one of her roles. Never having a problem getting the roles in such films with her 44DDD-26-35 frame. Uschi is certainly a rare case of a intelligent and talented woman who decided to do porn for whatever reason even though she was quite successful in traditional cinema. Uschi Digard will go down in history as one of the legit Queens of the Grind House era and there will never be another Woman that demanded as much attention and accomplished such an illustrious. She did after all appear in 124 films between the years of 1966 and 1989, That is one hell of a career. She now is married and lives in North Hollywood. They certainly don't make them like her anymore due to Hollywood and the world's obsession with everything Fake as well as the overly thin,Truly that is a shame Because Uschi was a real woman and she was built wonderfully. Thanks Uschi for so many lovely sights and dreams and thanks to my mom for introducing me to "Kentucky Fried Movie" or I may have never have found this dream women that I have been so fascinated with for so many years now.
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