Thursday, April 19, 2012

Goregasm

Goregasm : Return of the Cock Faced Killer (2007)

Dir: Jason Matherne (Attack of the Cock Faced Killer)

IMDB Rating: 5.6 out of 10

What do you get when you mix a bottom of the barrel Troma film , a past his prime John Waters film and filmmakers that are way to into toilet humor? Well, you get the sequel to the garbage film "Attack of the Cock Faced Killer", In other words Goregasm. How this sequel even came to be after the utter fail of the first film is beyond me but, with that said this one is a bit better which really isn't saying much but at least this one has it's moments even if they are few and far between.

          I believe this film takes place immediately following the events of the first film as now good ol' Cock Face has become somewhat of an Urban legend and there are detectives on the case to track him down as the bodies of fornicators continue to pile up. This time however Cock Face has a few threats to his reign of terror as not only are the detectives hot on his trail but a gang of violent man haters called CLAM also run the streets of New Orleans. The film opens with a young couple Mark and Stacey narrowly escaping the clutches of Cock Face while getting intimate. While Mark returns to work at the local Porn shop following the attack we see that the CLAM gang is in cahoots with the shop as they provide a Glory hole service where they secretly kidnap men and torture them ,forcing them into becoming cum dumpsters for cash. Also we meet the detectives on the case Det.Depschett and his female partner Pentek. Depshetts believes the murders are the work of a new fetish killer who is claiming victims in a "Seven" style murdering according to the "13 Filthy Fetishes" while Pentek and the town folk believe it is the work of the infamous Cock Face. The gore has been turned up a notch in this one as we witness the first of Cock Faces victims get killed by blunt trauma to the Vagina in gross out fashion and it becomes apparent this film is relying on shock value as opposed to any actual skill and it is hinted it will only get worse as Det.Depschetts appears to have a few perversions of his own while constantly tampering with evidence left behind on the crime scenes. This is certainly gonna be a real high brow film here for sure.













After the first few victims pile up we get introduced to Mil Dread, Leader of the CLAM gang and are provided a bit of a back story for this busty bearded lady. It seems she was kidnapped at an early age and raped by 500 men in Russia , which just so happened to be filmed and turned into a popular porno. After the traumatic events she turned against men and swore to make them feel the pain she went through, which she is more than capable of doing so with her collection of bladed strap on's she is all to eager to use.After finding the Mutilated vagina victim Depschetts returns home to screw his wife only to find she is dead mid coitus. Elsewhere back at the porn shop the store mascots , A constantly screwing couple are dismembered with a chainsaw , left to be found by Mark and Pete the following morning upon opening the shop. For some reason Depshetts believes this was an act of Foot Fetish and he has a bit too much fun with the remains as well as some semen he found on his wives dead body. CLAM members have a brief run in with Cock Face outside the shop while assaulting a male customer but the meeting comes to an abrupt end once the Detectives arrive and send shots into the air.Oh, and don't let me forget how much the character of Pete classes up the film by showing his favorite past time of shitting in the glory hole, where the captive man on the other side is forced to eat it... Yeah this movie is really trying for the gross out humor, Only problem being  that the humor is not funny in the slightest.














Pete and Mark decide to hit a local strip club to blow off some steam after the incident at their shop and upon arrival Pete runs into a man that apparently owes his mother some money for drugs. The man already tripping on acid is sneakily given a huge dose before by Pete before offering to pay the guy the guys way in as a sign of no hard feelings. However Pete cannot get in to the club since Depschetts still has his ID , which may turn out to be a bad thing since the Detective seems to have a bit of a infatuation with the young man. WHile in the club the druggie begins tripping pretty hard and looses control of his bowels and his shit begins talking to him.This of course leads to the fecal fetish theme as the man asphyxiates on his own shit. Once Depschetts arrives on the scene his partner catches him masturbating with the feces, and this film just keeps setting the class bar higher and higher . However things take a turn for the worse for Depschetts as his partner bails on him for tampering with evidence and once he leaves the crime scene he is ambushed by CLAM while on his way to pay Peter a visit and is raped with a electric strap on. To no surprise he deos not mind this as much as he should due to his sexual perversions.





The following evening a regular at the porn shop comes in to brag about his latest conquests as he rents some videos and upon returning to his place to watch said films with his newest girl it is quickly realized the guy is a liar and is having sex with blow up dolls. As to be expected Cock Face shows up and sodomizes the man with a rifle. Depschetts and Pentek make the scene and once again Depschetts is caught tampering with the evidence as he blows up the doll and proceeds to have sex with it. At this point Pentek has had enough and wants off the case. As she storms off she is snatched up by CLAM and Depschetts just occupies himself with a blowjob from a hooker within a few feet of his partner as she is raped with a bladed dildo and he refuses to help her as some sort of revenge. Cock Face is spotted across town at Mark's girlfriends house as he kills a man spying on her while she is having some alone time. Pete is kidnapped by CLAM and this sets off the furious Depschetts as he suits up in Rambo gear and heads to the CLAM headquarters to save him along with Mark in tow.















As Mark and Depschetts arrive at the CLAM hideout the typical cat and mouse shootout ensues and it is revealed that Mark's girl has secretly been part of the organization , not that it matters because t adds absolutely nothing to the story. Deschetts hunts down Mil Dread and tries to convince her to rape him again. The scene quickly becomes pointless as Dread is stabbed but then just kind of vanishes from the scene, leaving Depschetts and Pete together as the detective tries to make an advance on Pete to only be rejected in which Depschetts kills him by castration. A pointless scene switch and we are back in the porn store where Cock Face is trying out the glory hole only to be interrupted by Mil Dread and we have  our short final showdown. Cock Face takes out the feminist leader with his trusty big black dildo as he punctures her skull with it before of course having sex with the wound. Cock Face escapes and as could be predicted Depschetts arrives on scene and again tampers with the corpse of Mil Dread this time. After that charming and pointless series of scenes , we meet back up with Mark and Stacey as they finally are going to get it on and Stacey snaps and dumps Mark because they couldn't cum at the same time and that he didn't lock the door while being intimate. As she is going on a tangent about this Cock Face returns and strangles Stacey as Mark just runs off. In yet another abrupt and odd ending to the film.













All I can really say about this series is that I am glad I am done with it. These two films were real chores to sit through and I am surprised I made it through them honestly. I will say that Goregasm at least was a improvement over the first in the series but really that ain't saying much. You can tell the people behind this film were inspired by allot of films I actually like , as I stated before films like Troma and even subtle influences of John Waters, but they tried to hard for the shocks and towards the middle of both films it seemed they had no idea what direction they wanted to take the films.Throwing way too much into the closing moments and it all becomes a clusterfuck. If you really are in the mood for a shit film then check out this one and leave the first installment out because that one had no redeeming qualities what so ever. Though in all honesty they are so many other bad films out there you may just wanna stray from these as much as possible because they really are not worth the view.

Gore:6
Nudity:5
Story:3
Characters:2
Fun Factor:2
Overall: 3 out of 10

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