Dir: John Peyser (Hawaii Five-0/C.H.i.P.S./ Charlie's Angels)
IMDB Rating: 5.3 out of 10
The Centerfold Girls centers around a man with some serious morals issues as he decides to hunt down a years worth of nude centerfold's from a popular men's magazine and kill them for being unclean and corrupting the minds of young men who purchase such filth. The film opens right away with the killer ditching the body of his first victim on a secluded beach. As he returns to his home we see that the victim was lovely miss January as he cuts her head from the year end issue of the unnamed men's mag. Then he thumbs through the pages and stops on miss march and the story begins. The young women in question is Jackie who works during the day a s a nurse at a local Hospital in what appears to be L.A., She begins receiving threatening phone calls at work which she seems to brush off as some religious nut as he goes on about wanting to help her and cleanse her of her sinful ways. Jackie leaves town to seek employment at a near by camp/hotel as a on campus nurse there. Upon arrival into the small town she is notified that the head doctor is out of town and will return after the weekend by the doctors receptionist who runs the grounds with her creepy Husband Ed. Jackie decides she will stick around and take a small vacation at her Aunt's nearby cottage. Along the way Jackie meets a young woman named Lisa who says she is waiting for her boyfriend as they are heading north. Jackie being a kind soul offers Lisa a ride and the two hang out at the cottage. After a night of drinking and card games , Lisa's crazy hippie friends decide to crash the place while she is sleeping and Jackie awakes to find the gang raising hell in the living room. At first Jackie is excepting of the situation until the noise gets bothersome and once she decides to lay down the law , the group of hippies get aggressive. Lisa's Boyfriend and the only male in the pack decides to play Charles Manson once Jackie is pissed when she awakes to one of the female friends molesting her in her sleep. When Jackie demands the group leave or she will call the cops it is revealed that Tim has stolen her keys and he attempts to rape Miss March. The assault is briefly halted by Groundskeeper ed showing up unexpected but she plays as if all is well in hopes of getting rid of the crazy druggies. Once the coast is clear the torture and rape continues but Jackie is able to escape. After a chase through the woods Jackie arrives back at the camp and she is offered room and board at the hotel but ed's wife wants her out as soon as morning. Ed takes Jackie to a cabin elsewhere where he tries to put his own moves on the young playmate. When Ed realizes that jackie is too tired to fight back he looses interest as the thrill is gone for him and he decides to leave her be. Out of nowhere a man enters the cottage and presents himself as a concerned citizen and offers her some consoling,but just as Jackie recognizes his voice as the annonymous caller it is too late as she is offed by a razor across the throat.
This is how I know this film is bogus,Miss May is never the hottest chick in the calendar in real life.
She certainly is in this film.
Yay for Taurus'
Finally we get the hot chick!
The Final story follows Verna a flight attendant and of course nude model.She is staying at a resort with her friend Jesse. Verna receives some flowers she believes are from her boyfriend in her hotel room but shortly after receiving them she gets a call from the killer who goes once again on a tangent about her being unclean and a temptress of sin. Not thinking too much of it Verna leaves to visit her man while Jesse stays behind and attends a big party where everyone is swinging. While Jesse heads back to her room to freshen up the killer takes her out mistaking her for Verna. When she returns the detective tells her to find a safe place to hide out as he believes she was the intended target as he explains the centerfold theory. She heads out to a surf-side motel to lay low but unfortunately one of Verna's friends gives up her location to the killer posing as Verna's mothers doctor. When Verna arrives at her hiding spot she finds more yellow flowers from the killer who again calls her and mentions he wants to see her buried in yellow. Scared Verna flee's the scene and the killer gives chase until she gets a flat tire and is stranded on the side of the road until two navy men arrive to offer help.All appears fins until the soldiers begin to drink and get flirty, They however do not cross any lines until they realize she is not going to be a easy score and they decide to drug her drink and once it takes effect they drag her into a cheap motel and rape her. In the morning she wakes to the motel manager and the killer in her room as he is now posing as a concerned guest of the motel that had heard everything. he offers to take her to town and get her car towed, The killer plays it cool talking about his wife and family and she buys it until they stop at a gas station where she finds his magazine with the victims missing heads and her face is circled. He realizes she is on to him and he then holds her hostage at knife point until they get to a deserted area by the side of the road. Here is where the final showdown takes place as she arms herself with a knife he just bought at the gas station and after a struggle Verna manages to stab him to death.
Overall: 5 out of 10